By Joel Osteen
I heard about this burglar that broke into a house. One night just as he was stealing the stereo, he heard a voice saying, “Jesus is watching you.” He froze in his tracks, shone his flashlight in the corner, and saw a parrot. He said, “Did you say that to me?” The parrot said, “Yes. I’m just trying to warn you.”
The burglars said, “Warn me? What are you talking about? Who are you?” The parrot said, “My name is Moses.” The burglar said, “What kind of crazy people would name a parrot Moses?” The parrot said, “The same kind of people that would name a 150 pound rottweiler Jesus.”
Say it like you mean it.