Get your Smile on!
Think about this:
* Many folks want to serve God, but only as an adviser.
* Do you think “stop, drop, and roll” will work in Hell?
* Some minds are like concrete: thoroughly mixed up and have permanently set.
* God loves everyone but probably prefers ‘“fruits of the Spirit” over nuts!
* Te good Lord didn’t create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes came close.
* Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on the front door forever.
* Quit griping about your church! If it was perfect, you couldn’t belong.
* If your church needs a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.
* Te best mathematical equation is 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.
* God Himself doesn’t propose to judge a man until he’s dead. So why should you?
* Don’t wait for six strong men to take you to church.
* We don’t change the message, the message changes us.
* Why advertise your business to keep God’s word in print media? He will give you something to sing about and something you can dance to